There's just too much of a chance that the unknown could happen and result in an epic, deadly disaster. How much damage would a hail storm with size 5 soccer ball sized hail do? What would be the most expensive way to fill a size 11 shoebox (e.g. Would it be possible for two teams in a tug-o-war to overcome the ultimate tensile strength of an iron rod and pull it apart? However, Riechelderfer understood the gravity of the idea, saying they'd wait to start nuking storms "until we know what we're doing." If you wanted to anchor an airplane into the ground so it wouldn't be able to take off, what would the rope have to be made out of? waters of the Gulf of Mexicos Loop Current sometimes cause hurricanes If set up in the rainiest place in the United States (Ketchikan, Alaska), the cost could be offset in about a century. Better to just carry a sign. before disintegrating into, in the words of the 1996 report, a mass of Meteorologist Chris Landsea of the National Hurricane Center explains (via Popular Mechanics) "To change a Category 5 hurricane into a Category 2 hurricane you would have to add about a half ton of air for each square meter inside the eye, or a total of a bit more than half a billion (500,000,000) tons for a 20 km radius eye. "A clean device would minimize lingering activity placed in the atmosphere," he wrote in his 1959 presentation. We kept the chairs for five years but despite laborious attempts it couldn't be reproduced. gun at a freight train. What would it take to stop an out-of-control freight train using only b.b. How steep would the slope have to be to sustain the momentum needed to ride a bicycle the entire distance without pedaling? Are they really equivalent? 70% of the time you would end up in the ocean. Dotted lines indicating hurricane paths cover the map, all red except where noted. This was so far the second longest break. . At what speed would you have to drive for rain to shatter your windshield? Using only pronounceable letter combinations, how long would names have to be to give each star in the universe a unique one word name? In the memo, one of the eight ideas Freeman discusses is the use of What changes could be made to our diets for the amount of calories to equal the energy of the Sun? It was almost a year ago that two comics had been released with less than two full weeks between them (that was #147 released February 26, 2016). More details. This work is licensed under a Okay, so it would be complicated, but surely if legitimate scientists have thought about nuking a hurricane, it must be worth it to at least try? asteroid hitting the Yucatanthe impact that killed most of the All incomplete explanations are here . At what voltage would you have have to set the e-fisher? What is the farthest from Earth that any Earth thing has died? This can never happen, even if we were to throw Earth at Jupiter. Liquid nitrogen? This means you're free to copy and share these comics (but not to sell them). If there was enough water, and if the model held up, thisblast would It was released. eclipse look like? How many unique English tweets are possible? This was announced on xkcd on January 31st when the comic 2575: What If? Uranium: 76 000 000 What a great sea that would be! 8000+ feet)? 195 years. You just might not be prepared for how big you will need to be dreaming. Hurricanes [] Hurricane Where-The-Hell-Is-Bermuda []. It turns out that if the waves are very large, they break A decade or a century, depending if Facebook would still be popular. (I don't know why six feetbut that's what he asked.). A tropical cyclone is a generic term for a low-pressure system that formed over tropical waters (25S to 25N) with thunderstorm activity near the center of its closed, cyclonic winds. gigaton nuclear weapons as wave generators. dinosaurs. Yup, we can thank climate change for deadlier hurricanes. According to the New York Times, a study released in 2020 looked at satellite images from 1979 to the present to see what was up with hurricane activity. The second longest break up til summer 2016, the only one to have been announced. {{Title text: Knuth Paper-Stack Notation: Write down the number on pages. No one would get a perfect score. More details.. Rough estimates indicate that the inundation A hurricane would shrug off a nuclear bomb the way an elephant does a gnat. What would it be like to navigate a rowboat through a lake of mercury? It's very unpromising. If my printer could literally print out money, would it have that big an effect on the world? Evin isnt the first person to think of setting off nuclear weapons If the stack is too tall to fit in the room, write down the number of pages it would take to write down the number. A 2016 National Geographic article also explained that detonating a nuke inside a hurricane could violate the Peaceful Nuclear Explosions Treaty between the U.S. and the former Soviet Union (now Russia), possibly increasing the arms race tensions between the two countries. The 'reality' and consequences of using multiple cars (that are not your own) to construct a trans-Atlantic highway. So I suppose the question is what is the optimal time to heat left over Chinese food in the microwave, how about an 800 watt microwave? What if I made a lava lamp out of real lava? firestorms. If so, how many golf balls would be required to reach the Moon? What height would humans reach if we kept growing through our whole development period (i.e. First after 25 releases was there a two week Christmas break before article 26 was released on December 31, 2012. If one randomly chosen extra person were to die each second somewhere on Earth, what impact would it have on the world population? The what if? Liquid gallium? We've been to the Moon! When (if ever) did the Sun finally set on the British Empire? What if all of the sun's output of visible light were bundled up into a laser-like beam that had a diameter of around 1m once it reaches Earth? 2: Additional Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions was released on September 13. How much would the sea level fall if every ship were removed all at once from the Earth's waters? Trench. The Great Hurricane of 1780 is estimated to have killed more than 20,000 people when it hit the Caribbean. It was published on September 2, 2014, and the UK edition of the book was published on September 4, 2014. Interesting to see if they will begin appearing regularly again during the spring of 2017, as seems possible with three articles in less than a month and #156 was again released with less than two weeks between it and #155. What if we were to dump all the tea in the world into the Great Lakes? What is the point of stopping a hurricane from doing terrible damage to a relatively small area, if to do so, you spread radioactive material around the globe, affecting unimaginable numbers of people for years to come? I use one of those old phones where you type with numbersfor example, to type "Y", you press 9 three times. As humans learned over the last century from a wide variety of incidents, fallout is no fun. Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License. I understand that the New Horizons craft used gravity assist from Jupiter to increase its speed on the way to Pluto. "He made it up. While the idea of hurricane police is awesome (and not any crazier than having a Space Force, really), it doesn't seem like you could get humanity on board with dropping 80 nuclear bombs every year to prevent a couple big hurricanes. In the absence of an Liquid tungsten? "People were astonished. Unlike other sites which answer readers' questions, what if? Humans have always wanted to control the weather, even if that just meant praying to a god for rain. He served in the Philippines in 1946 and rode eight missions through typhoons inside . What if you exploded a nuclear bomb (say, the Tsar Bomba) at the bottom of the Marianas Trench? Freemans son, science historian George Dyson, got a paper copy of the No underwater test has involved bombs anywhere near The questions Randall tackles range from realistic possibilities (e.g. Copy paste the above text and correct the number and the title to get this result: The two first articles were released on the same day, Tuesday July 10, 2012, probably to get the blog going, and let users of xkcd see that there was going to be more. Instead, it blows a hole in the Weather Bureau said he could "imagine the possibility someday of exploding a nuclear bomb. Almost nobody would find their soul mate. The flooding they cause is also terrible and deadly, but at least the law of gravitation means that the water stays by the ground. If it's possible, what would a lunar ("holar"?) It turns out, you'd need a lot of nukes and a lot of power. petrified wood mixed with sand buried beneath the Louisiana and Texas Repeat. How many model rocket engines would it take to launch a real rocket into space? Fat: 39 If not, then we all die. (The Metric System). For example, in the first article, he discusses what would happen if a baseball were pitched at 90% of the speed of light. From here on there seems to no longer be a standard release day for some time. Here's what would happen if you nuked a hurricane. The finger holes would collapse and then not much would happen. Obviously, the answer is to nuke them when they are still small and not an issue. NOAA, who are so obviously at the end of their rope on this subject, explained how radioactive fallout making it to land after we nuke a hurricane is less than ideal. What if you were flashing your BIOS during a thunderstorm and you got hit by lightning? [[An unlabeled map shows the region roughly between central Canada and northern Brazil. Yes, but you need to talk to the Russians to do it right. How far would a tungsten countertop descend if I dropped it into the Sun? How many molecules of the ink would be used? 30 years to walk, much longer for the sentence. How big would the teams have to be? During this lovely dinner I was forced to liberate a small portion of wind and was relieved that I managed to do so very discretely. "You could hear a gnat fart in that meeting," the source told Axios. And would it even work? What a great tree that would be! Nuking Hurricanes: The Surprising History of a Really Bad Idea On October 11, 1961, the head of the U.S. The bill had no co-sponsors, never received a hearing and never became law. What took more energy, the building of the Great Pyramid of Giza or the Apollo Mission? till late teens/early twenties) at the same pace as we do during our first month? It's annoying biking in the wintertime, because it's so cold. That is a lot of energy. happens near the surface, it can create some pretty big wavesunder some Were they lonely? It's certainly the farthest from Earth we know about. This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License. It would not have a big impact unless it happened during the space age. What if the mountain's base were raised to the present height of the summit, and then the whole thing were allowed to drop to the earth? The basic idea goes like this-the Pentagon should bomb the eye of a tropical storm, thereby dispersing it and saving countless lives and millions of dollars. On average, not just in spring or fall. After World War II, atomic energy seemed like it could solve all the world's problems. If you drop a 7kg bowling ball over the side, how long would it take to hit the bottom? Or standing in a graphite field? But those are waves from an explosion close to the surface. Aim carefully. Magic, because science just works like that. I bike to class sometimes. Leaving aside the legal and insurance difficulties, my daughter is keen to know the maximum speed that she could expect to attain, and how many helium balloons would be required. From the very edge of the atmosphere and even then it might not be fully cooked. When they reached We've had examples of it before. If you carry a penny in your coin tray, how long would it take for that penny to cost you more than a cent in extra gas? Problem solved, right? Only to find that the chair I sat on converted the successful silence into a perfect, and loud, flute note. What if we recreated the film "Armageddon," but instead of an asteroid, it was a massive storm; instead of Ben Affleck, it was just some guy; and instead of a nuclear bomb it was actually, no, it would still be a nuclear bomb. "An airburst would result in no intense fallout and the cloud would rise well above the storm to avoid rainout.". "The short answer is 'no,'" Hugh Willoughby, a professor and hurricane researcher at Florida International University and total buzzkill, told Florida Today. The reason for this you can read at the Editor FAQ . Again. This comic gives ludicrous and ironic upcoming hurricane paths on an unlabelled map of the Americas that shows the region roughly between central Canada and northern South America.Blue and red dotted lines indicate the future hurricane paths. On the blog, Randall, who has a degree in physics and a strong scientific background, discusses hypothetical physics questions apparently submitted by readers. "People were astonished. It had ended a war almost instantaneously, it was cleaner and cheaper than traditional fuels, so why couldn't it do something like fix the pesky problem of hurricanes? The sixth two weeks break, tenth break in total. Red successfully cuts off Blue and then dies shortly thereafter. It's just a matter of time. Instead,according to Popular Mechanics, he said he could "imagine the possibility someday of exploding a nuclear bomb on a hurricane far at sea." After that articles began coming out regularly with a total of 9 releases out before the end of March 2016, mainly on Tuesdays to begin with, then one on a Friday before the last two came on Saturdays with two weeks breaks before each, the last being article 149 on March 26, 2016. Fast enough so you would need a speedometer in scientific notation. It now has 600,000 to a million page hits daily. What would happen if all of the rivers in the US were instantly frozen in the middle of the summer? Not with regular lasers, but with more power, you could destroy the world. 2 came out. Could a person walk the entire city of NY in their lifetime? But wait! All that changes when this cat enters the equation: Lets say that when Im typing the above equation, the cat hops onto my What is the longest possible sunset you can experience while driving, assuming we are obeying the speed limit and driving on paved roads? In 1962, physicist Freeman Dyson wrote a memo discussing eight possible The third two weeks Christmas break, the seventh break in total. What if you strapped C4 to a boomerang? What would happen if one tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a straw? Evin's scenario concerns neither. On June 1, Democratic Texas Representative Sylvia Garcia introduced the Climate Change and Hurricane Correlation and Strategy Act, which would explicitly prohibit the president or any other federal agency official from using a nuclear bomb or other "strategic weapon" to alter weather patterns or addressing climate change. Would I need to dive to actually experience a fatal amount of radiation? Various Theoretical Models For Underwater (including inside apartments). What would happen if everyone on earth stood as close to each other as they could and jumped, everyone landing on the ground at the same instant? A nuke set With less than 3 weeks between releases, releases seems to have become more regular in the beginning of 2017. Usually the center but not always and usually rice, but often it will be a small section of meat. 2 book. The bubble grows to about a kilometer across in a couple of seconds. This new release is probably due to the upcoming release of the What If? "Needless to say, this is not a good idea.". Although they were presumably trying to say "hotter than the average swimming pool," this got me wondering: What is the average temperature of all water on the Earths surface, and how does that temperature compare to 39C? Has humanity produced enough paint to cover the entire land area of the Earth? less than an hour to encircle the Earth. But that doesn't mean serious scientists haven't thought about the possibility. In pursuit of answers, Munroe runs computer simulations, pores over stacks of declassified military research memos, solves differential equations, and consults with nuclear reactor operators. a result of such a deep-water closed bubble creation and dissipation, This site is not under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License like xkcd is. 95 minutes at the right place at the right time. goes with citing temperature records and other trivia actually naming a Jeopardy master. If everyone put little turbine generators on the downspouts of their houses and businesses, how much power would we generate? What would happen if a hair dryer with continuous power was turned on and put in an airtight 1x1x1 meter box? In Armageddon, a NASA guy comments that a plan to shoot a laser at the asteroid is like shooting a b.b. So during the summer of 2016, it seemed it was down to about one release every two months but then it increased. And also, Donald Trump allegedly threw it out there as an idea a few times while president. When my wife and I started dating she invited me over for dinner at one time. If you made an elevator that would go to space (like the one you mentioned in the billion-story building) and built a staircase up (assuming regulated air pressure) about how long would it take to climb to the top? Can you use a magnifying glass and moonlight to light a fire? What if everyone actually had only one soul mate, a random person somewhere in the world? It goes through three or four cycles of this collapse and expansion The book "Caesar's Last Breath" (via Vox) recounts the 1947 cloud seeding experiment on Hurricane King. Hurricanes are tropical storms, the water they form over needs to be above 26C (79F) for them to work. This has become known as the Countdown in header text, see all details on that page. As with a lot of these answers, just don't. But it would be the same problem with nukes. But beware of messing with the Texans. Before publishing the first what if? If we could convert the energy to build the Great Pyramid, would it be enough to send a rocket to the Moon and back? What would happen if you were to gather a mole (unit of measurement) of moles (the small furry critter) in one place? The most obvious concern when it comes to nuking a hurricane, of course, is nuclear fallout. If a meteor made out of diamond and 100 feet in diameter was traveling at the speed of light and hit the earth, what would happen to it? Most of the what if? So being a person on a budget what's the best way to use my free faucet to generate electricity? The article 137 from July 14, 2015 was about the New Horizons probe. "Apart from the fact that this might not even alter the storm, this approach neglects the problem that the released radioactive fallout would fairly quickly move with the tradewinds to affect land areas and cause devastating environmental problems," the page states. ", The site wrote that during a hurricane briefing, which occurred early into the first year of Trump's presidency, Trump allegedly said, "[Hurricanes] start forming off the coast of Africa, as they're moving across the Atlantic, we drop a bomb inside the eye of the hurricane and it disrupts it. While the president was assured they would look into it, obviously this plan never went anywhere. Hurricane Illinois-Has-It-Too-Easy comes from somewhere to the northwest, goes through Illinois, and then back to the northwest. off the North American coast: Quantitative study of the destructive And the best part is, it's all humanity's fault. Just under four years passed before a new What If. 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