In "The Simpsons Already Did It", after discovering that semen will fertilize his sea-people, he goes to a sperm bank to collect "sea-men". Cartman also seems to share many of the shows creators' (Trey Parker and Matt Stone) more controversial opinions, despite both of them modeling Stan and Kyle after themselves. Cartman has been shown to go to great lengths to get revenge on people who did relatively minor things. However, Cartman seems to have a grasp of cheating strategies (as seen in "Eek, A Penis!".) - Cartman posing as a teenage prostitute. Debut Episode/Fic. His sexism is also seen in the series as he hates girls too but that is because he is sexually confused. Cartman is fat, self-centered, racist, sexist, a murder, and just a general asshole. He claims to be able to speak Spanish in "Rainforest Shmainforest", when he tells a Costa Rican freedom fighter that he wants burritos, and in "My Future Self n' Me", he actually speaks Spanish to the Mexican workers hired to smear Butters home with excrement. ", where he and the others go on a trip to Nebraska to visit them for Christmas. In "D-Yikes! In the episode "Le Petit Tourette" when Kyle (unintentionally) saves Cartman from shouting out all his secrets on Dateline (Cartman had originally intended to use fake Tourette's so as to deliver a hate-speech against Jews), Cartman hugs Kyle and thanks him, even saying "I love you, man." Through the help of Butters, Cartman successfully takes control of the time travel machine. Cartman is mostly known by his family name, and most characters, including Stan, Kyle, Wendy, and Tolkien, call him by his surname. Roman CatholicFormer Blaintologist He then proceeds to demand all the boys submit to new penis measurements, which he personally administers with the exception of his own (due to the fact he falsely claimed to have 13 inch penis). Jack Tenorman Additionally in "Le Petit Tourette" he accidentally admitted to having a crush on a girl named Patty Nelson and also said that he and his cousin "touched wieners". He was also arrested for the murders and terrorism of multiple people with Cthulhu, while under the disguise of the Coon, by Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Clyde, Tolkien and Timmy, although they did not have the authority. In the earlier seasons, Cartman seemed either indifferent or hostile to Ike, although recently he has started to work with him more. This can be seen "Quest for Ratings" or "South Park is Gay! However, in "Make Love, Not Warcraft", Clyde is reluctant to join the Cartman-led attack on the the griefer, and ultimately no-shows as he is more preoccupied looking at a Playboy centerfold than playing the game. In an attempt to win the assumed prize, he dresses up as a promiscuous teenage girl. In the episode "Imaginationland", Cartman wins a bet with Kyle which requires Kyle to suck his balls, and goes to various extreme measures throughout the Imaginationland trilogy to make Kyle do so, including going to the Supreme Court and breaking into the Pentagon (twice). Even at the end of the episode, by which time Cartman usually reveals his ulterior motive(s), Cartman still focuses on the fact that Billy Mays is at peace. In these episodes, he usually convinces Kyle that he has good intentions, such as in the "Cartoon Wars" two-parter, where Cartman appears to Kyle that he is concerned about people's safety at the beginning, but it is later shown to only have been doing it to get Family Guy off the air. . Religion Cartman and Stan were also seen interacting one on one in "Sexual Healing" when Kyle, Kenny and Butters were away at the Karne Institute for Sex Addicts and they were playing with each other on the domestic violence/golf video game Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2011 at Cartman's house and they were getting along just fine with no arguments. In "Up the Down Steroid", Cartman is able to have his mother sign him up for the Special Olympics, even though Cartman was not disabled. However this kind of speciesism against alien races is very rarely seen in the show. This particular prejudice most probably originated from the notorious incident with Scott Tenorman, who had red hair and freckles, although it may also be partially due to the fact that Kyle has red hair and Liane Cartman's presumed prejudice against red haired people. In "The Death of Eric Cartman", when Butters asks him what if he is not supposed to go to Heaven, but to "heck", Cartman responds "I'm not going to Heck, Butters! In "Jared Has Aides", after listening to Butters get beaten by his parents, as Cartman was responsible for it by pretending to be Butters on the phone and insulting them, Cartman says, "If I were older I would totally start jacking off right now", hinting at sexual sadism. The California Penal Code defines a criminal history record as the record maintained by the California Attorney General that contain information such as an individual's name, date of birth, physical description, fingerprints, photographs, date of arrests, arresting agencies and booking numbers, charges, dispositions, and . This "defense", however, does not seem to be impenetrable, as evidenced by "1%". Arrest Records Search Near Me Use My Location Arrest Records Search by State Alabama Alaska Arizona Arkansas California Colorado Connecticut Everyone but Kyle likes the story, including Stan. Unfortunate, this resulted in him being completely unable to control what he said, and began revealing assorted secrets such as him and his cousin touching penises. Eric Cartman is one of the funniest and most popular South Park characters. Long Beach, CA 90802. During the episode "Ginger Kids", when the other three boys lead him to believe he has become a Ginger himself in order to teach him a lesson, he is horrified. In the episode "Lil' Crime Stoppers", Cartman defends Kyle saying, "Broflovski's a good cop!". In the Season Three episode, "The Succubus", when he cannot see Kenny (who was crushed seconds earlier) he calls out "Guys? His most recent use of it was when he and Butters stormed a Chinese restaurant, and he orders Butters to use his gun to hold the crowd and fire at any intruders (although Cartman begins to regret giving Butters the firearm because he keeps accidentally shooting men in the genitals). This sets an alternate timeline where Cartman becomes a homeless person. This, however, is a line from the song "Lady Marmalade", and considering the meaning of the phrase, likely means that Cartman does not actually speak French. He devises elaborate plans to achieve his goals, sometimes presenting them to his friends using a whiteboard. Kyle hates him in turn. However, Kyle, Stan and Kenny explain that such actions actually make Cartman look gay, which results in Cartman trying to get a picture taken of his own penis in Butters' mouth. The two get on well together, although this was only due to her breasts. "Yes, but at least I'm not going to die!" In "Christian Rock Hard", he demonstrates his knowledge of the nature of music artist's album covers, such as how the members of a band are mostly in random places looking in other directions and never smile. In "201" it is revealed that Cartman is Scott Tenorman's half-brother, meaning that he killed his own father; Jack Tenorman and fed it to Scott Tenorman in a bowl of chili. In the episode, "Kenny Dies", Cartman proclaims that Kenny is his best friend among the three boys, but at the end of the episode it is implied that Cartman is Kenny's "worst friend" since he exploited Kenny's illness for personal gain. This has been parodied as well, in the clich of a typical villain becoming benevolent. His sexism also made him turn his own mom into a personal slave who spoils Eric with anything he wanted, however, she started to resist him in "Tsst". There are also moments such as in "Faith Hilling" where the two share a common goal. Eric Theodore Cartman, usually referred to as just Cartman, is one of the main characters, along with Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny McCormick. ", Cartman was assigned and paired up with Heidi to take of an egg for a school assignment, later when Cartman broke the egg he begged Ms. Garrison to give her an "A" and give him an "F", this could possibly prove that Cartman cares and has feelings for her, however in later episodes it does not show much of them having a relationship. Cartman also "punishes" Butters with the tetherball for not kissing another girl in "Butters' Bottom Bitch", though later he would praise Butters for kissing a girl for 5 bucks. ", in which most of the Cartman family were depicted in a similar manner. Cartman appears to be musically talented. He however has never fired it, and only uses it to threaten people. This shows skill, though most were surprise. However, as seen in "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!" If you don't want to get her pregnant you pull it out and pee on her leg." In "Chef Goes Nanners", Wendy kisses Cartman on the lips at the flag debate, due to the fact she had a weird dream about him and started feeling attracted to him in the middle of the episode. Perhaps the best example of this is seen in "Scott Tenorman Must Die", when he had two people shot, ground into chili and then fed to their distraught son, causing a horrified Kyle to say that he and Stan should never piss off Cartman again. His specialty lies more with weapons than his fists. Cartman uses bladed finger gloves similar to Freddy Krueger when dressed as The Coon. An example for this would be seen in the episode "Raisins", where the boys end up in an eponymous Hooters-like restaurant, and Cartman only shows interest in the food, rather than all the skimpily-dressed waitresses. Voiced by Cartman's much quoted line, "Respect my authority" (or as Cartman pronounces it, "respect mah authori-tah") highlights his power hungry and dictatorial characteristics. Ever since Cartman's voice has changed, he has a peculiar, geographically indeterminable accent, or possibly speech impediment, with odd pronunciations of certain words and names which has shown to be a dominant trait in the extended Cartman family. Even though Cartman is a child, he discriminates against a lot of people. Cartman has also been featured on several tracks on all three South Park albums. This would technically make him a "Daywalker"; he does have the Ginger gene. Er ist friiisch. Throughout the series, Cartman shows a special dislike for Craig. Throughout all of these scenes, it is heavily suggested that Cartman indeed has a high tolerance for pain, however will often feign pain to gain sympathy from those around him. The toys soon disappear, leading Cartman to find Muscleman Marc inside a pot of boiling water, and Rumpertumskin chained with a bomb collar, which Cartman inadvertally sets off, blowing its head off. This seems intentional on the writer's parts, and fits with his self-absorption, immaturity, and gender confusion. in the "Chickenlover" episode is covered by The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. he responds with a sincere "I'm here, Kyle!". In "T.M.I." Cartman finds Polly Prissypants in a chair, with a revolver. Jimmy also sometimes go to Cartman for advice, such as when Cartman helped Jimmy with his love life in "Erection Day". Cartman was also shown smiling in the background at the argument, as if all was according to his plan. Contents 1 Life and History 2 Grounded Moments 3 Criminal Record 4 Health 5 Injuries 6 Talents and Interests 6.1 Intelligence and Memory 6.2 Dance 6.3 Singing and Music Uncles In "1%", it appears that Cartman has multiple identity disorder, as he appears to have "murdered" his stuffed animals while having no memory of destroying them. In fact, in "You Have 0 Friends", Cartman helped Kyle make new friends, even though Cartman did not appear to be gaining anything out of it. Cartman also makes something called a "Toaster Pastry Chocolate Mix Butter Bar", by taking two pop tarts and sandwiching them with a stick of butter covered in chocolate milk mix in "Fat Camp". Tattoos. Although, in "200", it is shown that Mitch Conner may be a real being, as he was shown to possess knowledge that Cartman did not. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Cartman kills a black demon, and is shown beating Saddam Hussein in a fight, whereas the military could not even harm him with machine guns. This may echo the Scott Tennorman incident, stressing the importance of why it is not a good idea to provoke Cartman, as terrible consequences may ensue if you are not within his immediate "circle of friends". Some of them are a success or failure: Cartman is notable for having a very large criminal record. In many episodes entire plots are centered on Cartman's antics against Butters. South Park: Eric Cartman's Funniest Moments #2 #SouthPark #Cartman #Funniest #Moments #rainbow eric rainbow, sparky, #gayDog, #Sparky , beefcake #Beefcake40. His primary goal of that was because he needed someone to pick on (he had started to pick on Butters, but Butters just was not feeling it.). He has a long history of criminal records. The two have occasionally gotten along such as in "Kenny Dies" and "Pinkeye" when Kyle put his hand on Cartman's shoulder when was upset about Kenny dying. Cartman is a good strategist, organizer and speaker. Wendy and Cartman have both killed people, and both have made psychotic and sadistic faces and actions; in "Tom's Rhinoplasty", Wendy watches Ms. Ellen get rocketed into the sun and says in a sweet, creepy voice, "Bye - bye Ms. Ellen", then puts then on a smiling, psychoeyed face saying, "Don't. In "The Death of Eric Cartman" all of the kids at South Park Elementary decide to ignore Cartman because they feel he is a "son of a bitch". (He's a Jew. Craig Tucker observed in "Fishsticks" that Jimmy was lucky Cartman was only asking for half the money that would be made from patenting a joke that Jimmy had come up with, and Cartman was intent on taking credit for (he had actually lied on the couch eating chips, offering no input). He usually tries to prove Craig wrong and annoy him. Cartman showed genuine appreciation for this act, thanking him and later going as far as to say that although Kyle was a "monster" (for having Jersey blood running through his veins), he was "my [Cartman's] little monster", and pinched his cheek. However, in earlier episodes like "Damien" he is able to beat up Kyle. Cartman is shot and killed by someone within the game and he says, "Ah! However, he was more concerned about being half-ginger than the fact that he murdered his own father. An inmate may have one visitation per day. His discrimination lead to him becoming a bully on Tolkien Black as he was African American. He never actually struck anyone with these weapons, although it is pretty obvious he could have. 423 records for Eric Cartman. In "Coon 2: Hindsight", Cartman, as The Coon, beat up Bradley and Clyde after questioning his method of running Coon and Friends. Tolkien really hates Cartman because he is generally racist toward numerous minority groups, including black people. Cartman also rises into the air after a chain of naughty words, including "Barbra Streisand". The Death of Eric Cartman. He even has professional help with his photo shoot in Part III. In "Time To Get Cereal" he, along with Kyle, Stan and Kenny, was arrested by Harrison Yates for assumed school shootings, which have been proven to be ManBearPig's attacks. All this occurs in "The Jeffersons". He also demonstrates great understanding of the human mind and the way to exploit it. This unfortunately could explain much of his behavior. When he tried to win the Special Olympics by feigning a disability in "Up the Down Steroid" , Kyle attempts to talk him out of it by telling him, regardless of their differences, that Cartman will surely go to Hell for such an act; Cartman replies that Kyle does not understand that Hell is reserved for the Jews, indicating once again his self-righteousness. In "AWESOM-O", a movie producer asks Cartman, who is disguised as a robot, if he is a pleasure model. In "Go God Go" he gets Butters to bury him in snow so that he can be unfrozen three weeks later in time for the release of the Wii video game console. Eric Cartman has a better personality than a lot of characters in the South Park. Scott's plan works however, in that Cartman is left in tears, not because his father is dead however, but because he is half-ginger. In the episode "201" Cartman completely ignores the fact that he got his own father killed and fed to his half-brother and is more concerned about being half-ginger. Cartman tries to murder Kyle again in "Fatbeard". Cartman has been shown to be an expert in the act of ventriloquism, as shown in "Fat Butt and Pancake Head", "200", and "201". In the "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?" In "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000", when Tolkien constantly mocks Cartman about his weight, and Kyle after provokes him, Cartman throws a rock Tolkien. In "Woodland Critter Christmas", Cartman made Stan the protagonist of his Christmas story (he is described as 'the boy in a red poof-ball hat'). In "Cartman Finds Love", Cartman's imaginary friend, Cupid Me, debuts. This, of course, ruined Cartman's egotistical satisfaction at having humiliated him. Furthermore, in You Have 0 Friends, Cartman encourages people to add Clyde as a friend on Facebook. Despite the fact that he has many weapons at his disposal, he does not seem to be very good with them. Also, in "Cartman Sucks", Cartman takes up his hobby of inviting Butters over, just to take embarrassing photos of him. Although Cartman frequently insults and taunts his friends, he sometimes appears to be more cowardly than they are when it comes to physical confrontation. But given the fact that it caused a large argument in the middle of the city between his group and some Jews, and given the violent and ignorant nature of most adults in South Park, it would not be surprising if it had turned into violence if allowed to continue. Cartman does not regret killing his father however, instead is horrified to know that he is half-ginger and thus carries the ginger gene in his body. He also occasionally has milk come out of his nose when he laughs, even when he was not drinking any. ", Cartman again demonstrates his proficiency in Spanish when hiring Mexicans to write an "essay" (which the immigrants mistake for the Spanish informal word for a friend, ese) on The Old Man and the Sea. While many of his male peers think this is funny (especially Kenny), it often causes the girls to despise him. 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